Okay. The reason Mother Dearest is not posting, is cuz she is scared. Ya see . . . . I am an indoor/outdoor cat but I am supposed to be (shhhhhh) an Indoor Only Cat. Its a long story, but Mother is worried that if she shows OutDoor pictures of us - well - ya know since we are supposed to be InDoor Only Cats . . . . but here is a quick shot of Chloe before and after her day at the Groomery, heeheehee.
Before:


After: (bwah hah hah)

Did ya know ?! Porter is a Boy Scout! heeheehee, not really . . . the kiddo was just foolin’ around and thought Porter looked funneeee! Porter does not look happy one little bit. It was okay tho, Mother dearest took it off him right after the kiddo took the pic. Oh, and can you see Chloe’s evil eyes in the back corner…..? evil I tell ya, heeheehee.

Mother Dearest want to apologize for not posting much. She has been busy like humans are, but we are all well and healthy over here. No new additions to the family, thank goodness! Just kinda haning’ ’round these days. I did fine this really cool spot to lay on tho. Its Moms new stove! It is soooo smooth and slippery and cool to the touch. I really wonder why Mother dearest freaked out when she found me, yelling something about getting burned one day….. Now she keeps pots all over it so that I cant lay on it anymore. Total bummer.

I will keep pestering Mom to post more cool stuff. oh and she needs to visit all my cool friends out there too! sheesh, sometimes life is SO busy.

Mother Dearest has been bad - she has not been posting much and is way way too busy. It has not been a good week. But with that said . . .
Ya know, sometimes its very hard to live with two other kitties. especially when I have been alone for so long. But I do like my new family members. Most Of The Time. Sometimes, as you can see, I just wanna be left alone. Porter likes to snuggle up to me, but then I give him the Evil Eye and he sulks away. Poor Guy. At nighttime tho, we snuggle together and with the Mom and all is okay.

Well, mother dearest learned a valuable lesson today. She went to the store, bought some ground beef, got home, put it on the counter and started doing other things those humans do do. Well, some manly cat decided to see what was on the counter. (which he seems to do a lot these days, and mother is trying VERY hard to train him to stop jumping on the counters!) Anyways, this is what happened:



Can you believe that Porter ate right through the Plastic Wrap ?!?! and he ate a big honkin’ chunk too ! I guess he really liked it, heeheehee. and he seemed to be okay, no pukin’, just sleepin’. heeheehee